Good evening, would you like to take a seat? Ah, no, wait let me introduce myself first: My name is Klaus Dove. I am a journalist researching the time machine accident that occurred ten years ago.
//A roleplay blog for Pre-PL3 Clive, I suppose! Feel free to inbox me or anything.
//JESSE I CHANGED IT HAHAHA
I’m.
*Heyo this is an attractive man!! Let’s charm him subtly. Smile at him, yes. Beautiful. You can almost see the bishie sparkles.*
Bonjour, dear! What might you require of me, hmm?
Oh dear. That’s a new one hmmm… I would certainly like to know where I am presently! And who you might be. And why Earth looks like it’s been through the wars, almost literally.
*Dang that’s an accent. A British accent no less, his attractiveness meter just went up like fifty percent.*
Right now you’re on the outskirts of the capital of Region Seven! My name is Mathieu, and I am a Panda Hero at your service. Earth actually has literally been through a war, two of them actually! All thanks to the rebels, ahh.
I have no idea what a Panda Hero is, and it’s truly a shame to hear how Earth seems to have suffered in these recent times, golly. These rebels don’t sound like pleasant characters, so I should… I should probably stay away from them yes.
Oh!! My name is Klaus. Klaus Dove, ahah. Sorry for not introducing myself sooner.
n o im not dead omg ))
*Heyo this is an attractive man!! Let’s charm him subtly. Smile at him, yes. Beautiful. You can almost see the bishie sparkles.*
Bonjour, dear! What might you require of me, hmm?
Oh dear. That’s a new one hmmm… I would certainly like to know where I am presently! And who you might be. And why Earth looks like it’s been through the wars, almost literally.
I’M NOT PUBLISHING THAT.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU SUBMITTED ANYTHING YOU GOT YOU LITTLE SHIT
I’M BREAKING THE RULES BECAUSE I LIVE ON THE EDGE.
I’M NOT PUBLISHING THAT.
I’m male so I’d assume so yes??
Oh.
Have sex with myself ok goodnight.
